December 2008
room gets dark all of the sudden because the sun...
princess: (playing with her doll house) why did the light go out?
me: oh, don't worry -- it's just the apocalypse
princess: (still playing) oh, ok
--- sun comes back out --
princess: that was a quick apokowyps
me: they usually are
LOL. So cute!
“Maybe stop being funny and really cool and just start acting like a total tool....”
– Jordan, on my lady problems. (via lieslieslies)
While the urge to turn into a giant asshat after being burned is tempting for a lot of men, don’t do it! You ARE funny and really cool. The girls will see that. Promise. I went through my asshole dating phase and I look back and want to slap myself in...
Going to kill gluttonyisabliss. Makes me hungry at frickin’ 2:06 AM. Damnit.
if you buy a lady flowers, pay attention to what...
thenewfilosofee:
a.) she puts them on her counter and is ready to leave the house
which basically means she could care less to put them in water and doesn’t have time to care for anything other than herself, also she didn’t consider your feelings and what you went through to get those to her
b.) she puts them in a vase with water and than is ready to leave
she’s a keeper. even if she hated...
